gasp! love monkey...

...cancelled?

those bastards! daddy just gave me that update. cbs has cancelled... love monkey. ripped that puppy right out of their schedule. crap. well, truth be told... mommy & daddy understand (kind of) why cbs has "pulled" love monkey from its schedule. it did need some work... some re-tooling (those stupid hats they kept putting on tom cavanaugh, for one thing). but, cancelled? after 3 freaking episodes?? what's up with that? did it not get gonzo ratings after three whole weeks? no?? gee. imagine that. give me a break. it's insanity. insanity, i tell you, insanity! this is exactly the reason mommy hates working in television. one minute you're the executive producer of a network television show, and before you can say f*cking network executives, your show is cancelled to make room for an aaron f*cking spelling f*cking soap f*cking opera full of big-f*cking-boobed babes in f*cking bikinis. f*ck 'em all. who needs them, anyway? (bitter? mommy? oh no...not at all)

okay... here's the real truth... the worst thing about love monkey's cancellation is the fact that i now have no excuse to write the words love monkey. seriously. i'm gonna miss that.