if i can't eat it...

i don't give a shit. my daddy got these new toys delivered yesterday, and let me be quick to add that "toys" is a term i use loosely, since neither bobo nor i will get to play with them. so (i hear you wondering) what're in these packages? satellite radios. does that mean daddy will now be able to listen to satellites? is that fun? it doesn't sound like fun. bobo thinks he might like to try burying them outside under the house, which seems like a good idea to me. honestly, i don't get humans sometimes... why get excited over something that doesn't involve food and/or a good tummy rubbing? just wondering.