annoyed? me?

we're all hiding upstairs in the bedroom because, of course, this is thursday and that's the day the house gets cleaned. okay, so technically we're not hiding, but that's not the point. the point is, we're stuck up here until the cleaning lady is finished vacuuming so max won't have another in his series of annoying hissy fits.) anyway, i'm a little pissed right now, because, when mommy brings us all up here she also brings enough treats to satisfy my appetite for a few hours. but not today. oh no-o-o-o-o.

oh sure, she's got treats up here, alright, but, as far as i can tell bobo's decided to eat everything himself. and i mean everything! seriously. so far this morning, he's had 2 greenies, 3 biscuits, and a handful of mom's toasted oat squares (which are delicious). not only that, he is currently in the process of polishing off a bag of special animal cracker/cookie treats that i'm pretty sure were supposed to be for me... but will that little f*cker share? no. he will not. don't be fooled by his fluffy cuteness... he's being a piggie-boy right now, and i'm not having it.

i know what you're thinking, but trust me, i am glad he's feeling better. still, am i wrong to think this is ri-goddam-diculous? yeah, i didn't think so. don't worry about me, though, 'cuz i'll be okay... i know where all his really good bones are buried, and i'm not afraid to dig them up.

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." ~ Fred Allen (courtesy ThinkExist.com)