sex is bad, m'kay?

at least it was for these people.

actually, i have no idea what sex is, but i'm guessing it's really not bad, because i've overheard mommy and daddy reminisce about it a lot. and i mean a lot. apparently it's something they used to enjoy (a lot). i can't imagine what changed in their lives that keeps them from enjoying it as often as they wish they could, but i'll bet it has something to do with max. 'course i don't know that for sure, but i do know he's a big pain in my ass, so it must be him. stupid max. keeping mommy and daddy from having sex. whatever that is.

"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." ~ Author Unknown