i'm gonna kick some ass...*

(and take names later)...there is nothing worse (nothing!) than not being able to load shit up on your computer when you know you have a high speed connection and should, therefore, be able to do anything you want as fast as you want. however, when said connection is shared by not one, but two, big boys who hog whatever it is that gets hogged when they're both online downloading whatever it is that they download, said connection is highly compromised, and rendered, therefore, useless. and, my friends, useless is what those boys' toes will be when i finish with 'em. maybe later i'll be able to tell you about mommy's upcoming trip to new mexico -- which means mommy has to pack, which means mommy's gonna be freaking out soon because she reallyreally hates to pack -- but i'll not be telling you that, or any other tale of any remote interest anytime soon. but i'll be back... oh yes, i'll be back, and then i'm gonna kick some computer ass.

* just because things are moving slow in my world and on my computer doesn't mean you should have to suffer... daddy just updated his blog template (apparently he thought it needed a face-lift so he gave it one--seems a little vain to me, but what do i know? tee hee) anyway, it does look nice... so, why not stop by over there, say "howdy", take yer shoes off 'n set a spell, and, for god's sake, tell daddy you like what he's done with the place... even if you don't. (i don't think i can take listening to the racket of another re-modeling!) besides, daddy's always good for a few laughs...maybe, if you're lucky, he'll even tickle your tummy rub your tummy pat you on the head and tell you you're a good little girl. 4bobo banjoey3

PROGRAM - n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages. v. tr.- To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward. ~ Unknown (courtesy Great-Quotes.com)