28 January 2006

we loves us the weekends...

i love 'em, naturally, because my daddy's home, and that means i get double --maybe even triple -- the attention i usually get, which always works for me...
bobo loves 'em, 'cuz there's always a better chance we'll get to go out for fun frolics in the front yard. and, if he's really lucky, he'll get to go with mommy and daddy for a walk... oh rapture!
now max, as you might imagine, couldn't begin to tell you what day of the week it is to save his ever-lovin' wussy life. however, things are probably easier for him on the weekends, because he has mommy and daddy to protect him from big, bad, me. (have you ever heard of such a thing? i mean, i'm just a little puppy-girl... i wouldn't hurt a fly. altho', i guess max does tend to get on my nerves quite a little bit, now that i think about it for more than a tick.) anyway, he'll mos..... huh? what in the ...??
aieeeee!!! ack! gross out alert!! we interrupt this post to bring you this story mommy just read on 4cnn.com3 about crushed bug juice in lipsticks and yogurt and a lot of other shit that you, if you're anything like mommy, will find utterly disgusting. what's worse, apparently the juice, made from the crushed bodies of cactus sucking bugs, is an actual ingredient in these items. items that also include baby foods, juices, and... candy! items the fda has only just now decided you need to know about. the fact that bug juice has been used as an ingredient for years and years and years is of little consequence to mommy, what completely pisses her off is knowing that these companies are only just now being required to identify the f*cking buggish ingredients on product labels. she's also veryveryvery grossed out, so, after she's finished gagging, mommy is gonna go through her lipstick collection and throw anything remotely red in the trash (that may take some time). then, she plans to tackle the fridge (which will take less time, since there's never much in there...) so much for our weekend of fun frolicking and quiet contentment. yeesh.

"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything." ~ Jerry Seinfeld


Blogger BoBo Banjoey said...

bug juice? well, guess it's just protein, right? yuk! love you

28/1/06 10:52 AM  
Blogger puppytoes said...

yeah... protein made from... ack... gag... bug juice!! aieee! i may never be the same! love you, too xoxoxo

28/1/06 11:04 AM  

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