my mom's still feeling yucky...

can i just tell you how stinkin' boring that is? sheesh...i'm all for hanging around being lazy and such, but would a trip downstairs ever so often kill her? i can't see without my contact lenses she whines to me. wear your glasses...and hold on to the rail for pete's sake i kindly suggest. my head hurts she cries. not as much as it's gonna if you don't get your butt downstairs and give me another greenie i sweetly say. oh sophie, wise and wonderful tho' you are, can't you give me a little break and let me stay in bed until the boy gets home from school? not on your life, mommy dearest, a girl needs a treat when a girl needs a treat. now get down on all 4's and follow me...trust me, it's easy! so far this hasn't happened, but i'm just sure it will as soon as she looks deeply into my beautiful brown eyes. a girl like me needs to be pampered. mommy gets pampered when daddy gets home. i'm just sure that's how it's supposed to work (me now, mommy later). sigh. what's a girl to do?

"It's never to late to have a happy childhood."~ Berke Breathed