who am i and why am i here??
why am i here? why not? i mean, if not here...where? i have questions that need answering. issues that need resolving. treats that need eating. i have a lot of stuff on my mind and this seems like a good way to explore and understand life as i know it. so what the heck...i'll give it a shot.
today is my birthday (whoo-hoo), i'm now 5 years old...although i really don't look a day over 3. sometimes my mom likes to call me by stupid nicknames, like "sopha-lotta-puppytoes" or "sophalicious" or "sophu-pad-thai", but mostly she just calls me her "little baby girl"... apparently i'm the daughter she never had. poor mom. before i came into her life she was the only girl in our family...which includes my daddy, and two big boys with very deep voices who clomp around all the time and sometimes like to yell at each other. okay, so they're nice and fun to have around--on good days--but they do have deep voices. and they do like to yell at each other. and i don't like that one bit. i'd bite their toes if i thought i could get away with it. no, just kidding...ha ha. (seriously, next time they start yelling at each other i'm gonna bite their freakin' toes.)
anyway, i'm sure i'll have lots more to say over the next days/weeks/months, but right now i think it's gettin' close to dinner time, which happens to be my favorite time of the day! yes yes, i know i should be more concerned with my girlish figure, but guess what? i'm not. and who the hell are you to try and tell me otherwise?? the waist-line police?? screw that. i'm very cute. i'm very loved. and i'm veryvery happy. now shut up... or i might decide to bite your freakin' toes!
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